Out of the mouths of babes...



Out of the mouths of babes...

So over the last year or so I finally started writing down all the weird and wonderful things that B has said. I hope you enjoy these as much as I do...

August 2011
While getting ready for the bath B says, "Mom, I think you should get the Genie Bra. It's much more comfortable then the one you have and it doesn't show any lines under your cloths!" I think B has been watching too many informercials when he gets up at 5:30 am each and every morning.

August 2011
B's response to his new school sneakers, "Mom with these new Skechers the ladies at school are going to love me!"

March 2011
I say to B while he is in the tub, "B soap up from head to toe to get all the germs off." B's response, "Mom, I don't have any Germans on me!"

April 2011
As I'm picking up B and L from their dayhome B points to one of the little girls and says, "Mom, that's the new baby girl I was telling you about." I reply, "Don't you remember her, we used to have play dates with her mommy?" B replies, "Well whoever she is L looks at her like she's his new wife!"

February 2011
I picked up B from his dayhome and he was quite sad, so I asked what was wrong. His response, "Mom, Thea said I'm not big enough to have man pecs!"

January 2011
"Mom, when I get a new girlfriend I am going to get a construction guy to build us a new house!"

January 2011
So I picked up B after work and as we where driving home I asked, "What did you do today?" B's response, "I made a heart for you and colored it in red, but I ran out of red so I finished it in yellow. After that I had a nap and when I woke up I put glitter on the heart." So I ask, "Where is the heart, is it in your backpack?" To which B responds, "Mom, it's an invisible heart, you can't see it!"

December 2010
We all went to visit daddy in the hospital and B says, "Don't you worry Dad, I am being the Daddy while you are here and everything at home is okay!"

September 2010
B came home from the dayhome today so excited and says, "Mom, I got homework at preschool...that is just like a teenage, this is so cool!"

August 2010
B's bedtime story to me, "Mom, if there was a giraffe and elephant outside fighting and they came in our house and wanted to eat L (baby brother), don't worry I would turn into Batman and save him!"

July 2010
B's response to his towel options after bath, "Mom, I'm not a big fan of pink but I'll take a pink fluffy towel over a blue prickly towel any day!"

May 2010
B and I headed to the grocery store to get stuff to make cupcakes and then to the movie store to pick out a flick, followed by a trip to Starbucks at which point he says, "Mom this was such a special day, can you believe how good my life is!